You know it's bound to happen. One of these days, when nature calls, you won't want to pause your exceptional Trivia Crack performance to hit the head, so you'll drag that iPhone into the loo with you ... and ... GLUNK!
Well, in the near future, if you don't mind dunking your hand in the dunny, you might be able to fish that phone outta there, and it'll be all good, because Apple just filed a patent for the development of waterproof technology for its products.
There's no indication of when the tech will be available, so that gives me time to finally see my dream of watching a drunk dude drop his iPhone into a urinal at Lambeau come to fruition. It's gonna happen!