Time Waster

Excel spreadsheets seem to go on and on for eternity, especially those my former boss would ask me to do, but have you ever wondered if there was an actual end to those, seemingly incessant, alphanumeric boxes of blandness? Well, some dude decided to fetch that answer for us, and he did us all a damn service by doing so, I tell you what.


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Jesus is a Mac Guy

John Lennon once famously said that The Beatles were "more popular than Jesus". Well, now Apple might be able to say that, as well, after Jesus was arrested for loitering at an Apple Store in Philadelphia.


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Bill Murray burst onto the scene in 1976 as an "obnoxious guy who can appear charming" and steadily rose to national treasure level as one of the funniest dudes to ever walk the third rock from the sun.


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Good Work If You Can Get It

Common career advice is to find something that you love doing and do it. Unfortunately, I've never found a way to make a living off of getting shit-faced while listening to Johnny Cash records, so I'm skeptical of the practicality of this advice, but I do, actually, see it happen from time to time.


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No Master of its Domain

So, last year Heinz ran a promotion that involved a QR code on its ketchup bottles that brought folks to a promotional website. The promotion ended and Heinz let the domain expire. No harm, no foul, eh?


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Gonzo Customer Service

To say that Hunter S. Thompson was a bit of an eccentric figure is putting it lightly. The Godfather of "gonzo journalism" was a brilliant writer and attributed this, partly, to his vices. "I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me," Thompson said.


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Record Store Guy

You might be a tad bit skittish to return to your local record store, because that "asshole" behind the counter was a skosh dismissive about your opinions regarding the latest Robin Thicke album, but don't let that get you down.


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Colbert Signs Off

Some excellent, long-running shows have had lackluster endings. For instance, the final episode of Seinfeld still sticks in my craw a bit, but that's just me.


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