Porn in the Morn

Once upon a time, our fair burgh of Madison had two fine establishments that offered "Smut N' Eggs", where you could enjoy your two eggs, toast, bacon, and coffee to the sights and sounds of some pasty, hairy, lumpy, John Holmes-era pornography. Well, thanks to Internet of Things tech, you can do the same thing at home ... easier than ever!

A recent Home Depot patron, in search of a new, undoubtedly, high efficiency appliance happened upon an Internet equipped refrigerator dialed up to PornHub (see above). So, if porn in the morn (or any time of day, for that matter) is your thing? This is the appliance for you.

Kind of gives new meaning to the ol' McDonald's McDLT campaign slogan, "Keeps the hot side hot and the cool side cool", eh?

And, while you ponder that, check out this outstanding McDLT commercial, starring Jason Alexander:

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