But the commercials…

A very sad Tom Brady is going to skip the Super Bowl this year and not on his own accord. With a host of tears waiting to burst forth behind closed doors, Brady told the press that he would not watch the big game this year.

"I don’t have much of a rooting interest, truthfully. Those games are hard to watch. I don’t see myself sitting down to enjoy a football game or watch it. Our season is over. Truthfully, I could care less about watching a game. That’s pretty much how I feel."

Oh, poor Tom. It must hurt to be so close to victory and have your hopes crushed. Then to have 98% of America relish in your misery because they are so fiercely jealous of your life. What a downer!

Well Tom, there are millions of football fans who haven't jumped on a bandwagon and are still going to watch the Super Bowl. You are going to miss out on an advertising extravaganza and there is nothing more Patriotic (pun intended) than soaking your sorrows in American capitalism. Try cheering for Team Schwarzenegger this year.

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