Beards can be mighty useful. They can catch crumbs, theoretically be used for storage, such as your keys or nachos, and they save a gent a ton on shaving supplies. That stuff ain't cheap! But, the hirsute among us have another reason to celebrate their beards ... beardvertising!
You better believe it, buddy, beardvertising is a thing! The ZZ Top'd, Brett Keisel'd, and Sam Beam'd of us can make upwards of 5 bones a day by clipping an ad or many into the hair of one's chinny chin chin. CHA-CHING!
It's, obviously, a much better alternative to jamming an advertising tattoo on your grill.