What happens when, perhaps, the greatest movie of all time gets the Pitfall and Elevator Action treatment? Pure, retro awesomeness, of course!
It's like my totally awkward childhood has collided with my only slightly less awkward adulthood. Now, we just need an actual game, so I can truly revert to the Cheetos and Mountain Dew glory days of yore!
Look out, basement ... here I come!